A Wrinkle In Time

…you bought me dinner. That’s when I knew you were a winner!

I’m not sure if this is worth mentioning or not, but I started this blog in June of 2007 and it’s now June of 2008. So it’s been a whole year of releasing this jabberwacky of mine. I haven’t decided yet if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

I have come to the conclusion that I like riding lawn mowers and golf carts, but I want something a bit faster, but not too much faster.

Awhile back I wrote a really interesting rap song and I just realized that I have never posted it on here. So here goes nothing!

Constipation Breakthrough
Oh here we go, here we go! Are you ready for me?
Turn it up, turn it up find a chair and have a seat.
I sure hope you got the time cause I sure got the rhyme!
I got a voice, I got a voice and I got so much to say!

I wanna share, I wanna share what I’ve learned with you.
Like there’s a LOVE, there’s a LOVE, that we cannot ignore!
And there is HOPE, there is HOPE, there’s no need for a rope!
There’s a PEACE, there’s a PEACE, that comes abruptly like a sneeze!
And there is JOY, there is JOY, and it’s riding on my name!

Brick by brick, brick by brick, we are laying the foundation
For somethin bigger somethin bigger, than our wildest imagination!

So Come on hurry, come on hurry I am waiting for you!
Come on hurry, come on hurry there’s no need to be slow!

I’m expecting! I’m expecting, but not a little baby but a big fat dream and maybe some cookies and cream!

I wanna share, I wanna share what I’ve learned with you.
Like there’s a LOVE, there’s a LOVE, that we cannot ignore!
And there is HOPE, there is HOPE, that is better than your dope!
There’s a PEACE, there’s a PEACE, that comes abruptly like a sneeze!
And There’s a life, there’s a life that is worth all the strife!

There’s a crain, there’s a crain and it’s ready to abolish!
All that’s vain all that’s vain that is holding us hostage.

I’m going swimming, going swimming down the river of life!
Going deep, going deep, going deeper than the ocean.
Get your floaties get your floaties, then you’ll be alright!
Take me deeper take me deeper cause I’m ready to go!

So Come on hurry, come on hurry I am waiting for you!
And I will wait, I will wait until you pull me through Yaweh!

Does anyone know how to stop these links from appearing on certain words?? They are getting annoying.

Tip Of The Day:
Don’t enter a contest in which you would have to hold in your pee to try to win a wii. A lady died from doing this.