A Wrinkle In Time

…you bought me dinner. That’s when I knew you were a winner!

I’m not sure if this is worth mentioning or not, but I started this blog in June of 2007 and it’s now June of 2008. So it’s been a whole year of releasing this jabberwacky of mine. I haven’t decided yet if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

I have come to the conclusion that I like riding lawn mowers and golf carts, but I want something a bit faster, but not too much faster.

Awhile back I wrote a really interesting rap song and I just realized that I have never posted it on here. So here goes nothing!

Constipation Breakthrough
Oh here we go, here we go! Are you ready for me?
Turn it up, turn it up find a chair and have a seat.
I sure hope you got the time cause I sure got the rhyme!
I got a voice, I got a voice and I got so much to say!

I wanna share, I wanna share what I’ve learned with you.
Like there’s a LOVE, there’s a LOVE, that we cannot ignore!
And there is HOPE, there is HOPE, there’s no need for a rope!
There’s a PEACE, there’s a PEACE, that comes abruptly like a sneeze!
And there is JOY, there is JOY, and it’s riding on my name!

Brick by brick, brick by brick, we are laying the foundation
For somethin bigger somethin bigger, than our wildest imagination!

So Come on hurry, come on hurry I am waiting for you!
Come on hurry, come on hurry there’s no need to be slow!

I’m expecting! I’m expecting, but not a little baby but a big fat dream and maybe some cookies and cream!

I wanna share, I wanna share what I’ve learned with you.
Like there’s a LOVE, there’s a LOVE, that we cannot ignore!
And there is HOPE, there is HOPE, that is better than your dope!
There’s a PEACE, there’s a PEACE, that comes abruptly like a sneeze!
And There’s a life, there’s a life that is worth all the strife!

There’s a crain, there’s a crain and it’s ready to abolish!
All that’s vain all that’s vain that is holding us hostage.

I’m going swimming, going swimming down the river of life!
Going deep, going deep, going deeper than the ocean.
Get your floaties get your floaties, then you’ll be alright!
Take me deeper take me deeper cause I’m ready to go!

So Come on hurry, come on hurry I am waiting for you!
And I will wait, I will wait until you pull me through Yaweh!

Does anyone know how to stop these links from appearing on certain words?? They are getting annoying.

Tip Of The Day:
Don’t enter a contest in which you would have to hold in your pee to try to win a wii. A lady died from doing this.

Here’s another one of those “after the storm” pictures. I really like it. The dark and gloomy clouds can’t hold back those rays of sun. I want to be unleashed like the sun. I want to be noctilucent under the stars. I want to fly like skittles in the “Taste The Rainbow” commercials.

Unleashed
Unhindered
Released
Unlatched
Unloaded
Freed
Unbound
Unchained

…green means go you know. So wear green and just go! That’s what I do.

Here’s a word you should all know.
Nougatcity - “A heightened yet’ fleeting state of accomplishment that makes you realize how unbelievably unmotivated you normally are.”

Tip Of The Day:
Don’t forget your charger.

Lately It seems like I’ve been given plenty of opportunities to test my patience and I feel like I’ve failed. Gosh, when will I ever learn? I’m impatient with myself, the people around me, other drivers, etc. I would be at a four way stop and the person ahead of me would just sit there, for what seems like forever, when it’s probably only a split second, so I honk to get them to go and then they take another five hundred split seconds to look in their review mirror to see who’s honking at them. I really should stop doing that. One of these days I might cause some serious road rage. My sense of time is just different than everybody else’s. Me- “Hey, I haven’t talked to you in a long time.” Somebody- “Calley, we just talked a few hours ago.” Am I tan yet? No Calley you look burnt. Okay, so I got some color! Yay!

Did you know that you can plug a cell phone into a computer instead of using a dial-up connection to get internet service? Yeah, you can and it saves a lot of money and it allows for a faster internet service as well. The only down fall is that we might have to change our home phone number. That is the first phone number I’ve ever memorized. We’ve had that number all my life and I don’t want to have to memorize a new one. If we do I’m just not going to call home anymore.

I hate my social anxieties. I’ve always had social problems. Some people complain and say I talk too much and other people wonder why I’m so quiet. I just can’t please you people!!

Last week I had to take my Grandma to the emergency room and we were there for like five hours (most of it spent waiting of course) and while we were there waiting I was watching other patients come in from the ambulance and it was kind of gross. There was this one man who came in and the nurse was asking him all these questions and she had asked him if he ate or drank anything that morning and he told her that he had coffee and gin. Wow, what a combination. It’s no wonder he ended up in the hospital. That same man had the nurse call Walmart to tell them that he wouldn’t be into work that day and the she came back and told him that he wasn’t supposed to work that day in the first place. I’m no doctor but it seemed like he was drunk to me.

Today I went and got a haircut for the summer and I got my license renewed before hand so that I would have a before picture. I can’t believe I’ve had my license for four years. Time goes way too fast. Before you know it I’m going to be an adult. Haha that reminds me my brother sent me a Bat Mitzvah card for my college graduation. Does that mean I entered womanhood? Inside of it he wrote “I knew you had it in ‘Jew!” Haha now that’s original.

That was random. I think I’m done now.

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” -Michael from The Office

Tip Of The Day:
Go fly a kite!